I found out my vacation to Greece is tax deductible Apparently it falls under charity work

Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom.

Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda. You look stupid and you get nothing out of it.

Making Sense of What's Happening in Europe A policeman enters an interrogation room, in Athens, Greece. He tells the perp: "You are accused of robbing the Bank of Greece, tell us where the money is!" The perp reaches into his pocket and takes out a five-euro note. "Here you go."