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Donald Trump, Enrique Pena Nieto, and Hu Jintao are on a plane ... And the pilot calls back to them, saying ""There is too much weight on the plane, we are going to have to throw some stuff off!"" So Nieto goes to the back, and comes back with an armful of tortillas. He throws them out, saying ""We have too many of these in my country."" Then Jinatao goes to the back, and comes back with an armful of fortune cookies, and throws them off the plane, saying ""We have too many of these in my country

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Trump's first 30 days in office Day 1: ISIS surrenders, admitting America is just too great now to fight Day 2 Global warming stops Day 3: Mexico volunteers to build the wall using illegal Mexican refugee child as labor Day 4: Solves Israeli Palestinian conflict by moving Palestinian to Indian reservations Day 5: Replaces Obamacare with a terrific new system Day 6: Announce unemployment is now 0% Day 7: Rest Day 8: Has meeting with God to discuss the whole Muslin issue Day 9: Announced the last

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Donald Trump was at a campaign rally when a little girl told him she had a riddle for him... Trump agreed to hear the riddle and the girl said, ""You are your mother's son who is not your brother, Who are you?"" Trump answered, ""I'll figure that out and tell you the next time we see you"" Later, Trump still couldn't figure it out, so he called Bill O'Reilly and asked, ""Bill, here is a riddle. You are your mother's son who is not your brother, who are you"" Bill replied, ""That's easy, it's me"

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