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Lemmy, Bowie and Rickman tricked Death! A year and a half ago Lemmy, because of his Heavy Metal lifestyle, was visited by Death who was a huge fan because of all the songs he'd written about her (including ""Killed By Death""). Death told Lemmy that he, Rickman and Bowie (the best of them) would all soon die under the ""they always go in three's"" rule and a new ""dead at 69"" rule. Lemmy told Bowie and Rickman, who accepted their fate. But the three of them also decided that they didn't want to

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During Social Science my teacher was talking about urbanization and asked what happens when too many people move to the same place. She called on me and I answered **""Donald Trump.""** ^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^know ^^^^^^^^that ^^^^^^^^terrorism ^^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^other ^^^^^^^^reason, ^^^^^^^^but ^^^^^^^^for ^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^sake ^^^^^^^^of ^^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^^joke ^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^rest ^^^^^^^^my ^^^^^^^^case. ^^^^^^^^Only ^^^^^^^^now ^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^realize ^^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^^e

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Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, and El Chapo are on a punctured hot air balloon that's quickly going down. In order to slow their descent, they decide to throw stuff out of the basket in which they're riding. El Chapo throws several bricks of cocaine over the side and says, ""Don't worry, I've got tons of this stuff back in my country."" Following suit, Kim Jong Un throws over several bottles of Johnnie Walker Excelsior. ""I know this stuff is pretty rare, but don't worry, I've got a bunch of it back

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