😄 Cows What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef ...

WIFE: there's a bear outside our tent ME: so W: so scare him off M: *unzips door* Donald Trump might become president *bear jumps into fire*

#Donald Trump #Animals #Marriage #Politics

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If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.

#Joe Biden #Donald Trump #Animals #Politics

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What would happen if Donald Trump was about to be assassinated? Secret Service would shout ""Donald, Duck!""

#Donald Trump #Donald #Animals #One-Liner

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Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."" Trump 20:16

#Donald Trump #Animals #Religion

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