Donald Trump and a Pig To avoid protests and negative press, Donald Trump decides to go to his next campaign rally in his limo alone with his driver. They take the scenic route through lonely farmlands. Not another soul in sight for miles, Trump enjoys the view and dozes off to sleep. As luck would have it, his limo runs over a pig that suddenly ran across the road. The limo comes to a screeching halt, waking Trump. Both men get out of the limo to see the now flattened pig. Looking around, they …

Donald Trump was once asked if he could quote any Bible verses. "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you will never have to feed him again." Donald 20:17

Donald Trump was once asked if he could quote any Bible verses. ""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you will never have to feed him again."

*on death bed* priest: any regrets my child? *montage of every time i saw a large dog and didn't try to ride it* me: uhhhhh