Mexican Jokes

Donald Trump walks into a Mexican bar The Mexican bar was filled with Mexicans. Donald asks a Mexican bartender to serve him the finest drink in the bar. The Bartender returns with a drink and says it's aged 20 years. Donald takes a gulp and comments, ""Is this the best you got?"" The Mexican bartender replies, ""My dad who is 40 years is not working today!""

So Hitler gets sent to hell after he dies The Devil sees that Hitler has arrived and starts to get excited Devil: ""Wow Hitler I am literally your biggest fan! Watch this, watch this."" The Devil snaps his fingers and a giant frying pan appears. He snaps his fingers again and 50 Jews fall from the sky and burn up in the pan. Hitler: ""Wow that's amazing!"" Devil: ""Watch again, watch again!"" He snaps his fingers again and 50 more jews fall from the sky and burn up in the pan Hitler not being ab…