Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, and El Chapo are on a punctured hot air balloon that's quickly going down. In order to slow their descent, they decide to throw stuff out of the basket in which they're riding. El Chapo throws several bricks of cocaine over the side and says, ""Don't worry, I've got tons of this stuff back in my country."" Following suit, Kim Jong Un throws over several bottles of Johnnie Walker Excelsior. ""I know this stuff is pretty rare, but don't worry, I've got a bunch of it back…