Country Then Jokes

A mexican, a Chinese, and an American get in a plane While in the air the pilot said that the passengers needed to throw things out the window because the plane was too heavy. The Mexican threw out his beans since he had a lot in his country. The Chinese man then throws his rice out since he has a lot of it in his country. The American then says, ""Oh, I know what I have a lot of in my country!"" Then grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

An American, an Arab and a French are in a plane. The American throws a bunch of hamburgers through the window and the others say: ""Why do you throw these hamburgers? Because I have too many in my country."" The Arab throws gallons of oil through the window and the others say: ""Why do you throw all this oil? Because I have too much in my country."" Then the French throws the Arab through the window.

Donald Trump, Enrique Pena Nieto, and Hu Jintao are on a plane ... And the pilot calls back to them, saying ""There is too much weight on the plane, we are going to have to throw some stuff off!"" So Nieto goes to the back, and comes back with an armful of tortillas. He throws them out, saying ""We have too many of these in my country."" Then Jinatao goes to the back, and comes back with an armful of fortune cookies, and throws them off the plane, saying ""We have too many of these in my country…

An American a french man and a Mexican are on a bridge The Mexican threw a taco off the bridge and said ""We have to many of these in our country"" the French man threw some french fries over the bridge and said ""We have to many of these in our country"" Then the American picked up the Mexican and tossed him over the bridge and said ""We have to many of these in our country""

An Italian, a Mexican and an American are all on a boat... The captain runs out yelling we're sinking we're sinking!! Everyone needs to throw something off the boat! The Italian says ""We have too many of these in our country"" and throws over pots of spaghetti . Mexican says ""we have too many of these in country"" and throws burritos over board. Finally the American says ""We have too many of these in our country."" Then he picks up the Mexican and throws him overboard. Good ol' fashions racis…