An Italian, a Mexican and an American are all on a boat... The captain runs out yelling we're sinking we're sinking!! Everyone needs to throw something off the boat! The Italian says ""We have too many of these in our country"" and throws over pots of spaghetti . Mexican says ""we have too many of these in country"" and throws burritos over board. Finally the American says ""We have too many of these in our country."" Then he picks up the Mexican and throws him overboard. Good ol' fashions racism.