Buddy Jokes

My buddy if I'd be interested in going to Bangladesh.... ....""Sure!"" I said. ""Who's Ladesh?""

My buddy said "It's me and my wife's tenth wedding anniversary next weekend

BREAKING NEWS : Buddy the golden retriever from ""Air Bud"

My Chinese buddy died last week... So Yung.

The best blow job ever! Henry and his drinking buddy are sitting at the bar one day

Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guys says to his buddy “Man

My buddy set me up on a blind date and he said "I'd better warn you

My buddy gave me a terrible thesaurus. It was terrible.

My buddy has a trophy wife But from the looks of it she didn't get first place

I asked my buddy what it's like working at Google. Says he can't complain.

Importance of a name Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy

Horth Withperer A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend

John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Keith

Soldier at a bar A soldier sat in a bar with his head in his hands having just finished his first day of Airborne training. His buddy sat down on the stool next to him and asked him what was the matter. ""I just finished my first day in Airborne training and it didn't go too well"

The Bar with the Golden Toilet A guy is recounting his previous night's drunken adventure to his buddy.

I was at the bar the other night with my buddy having some beers..... We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said ‘Hi

My buddy was really into Beyblades before he died His tombstone reads:

My buddy said "What rhymes with orange?""

Before my buddy died I asked him if there was football in heaven. A few days later I saw his ghost. He said

This actually happened to me yesterday with my grandpa Grandpa: *pointing to the newspaper* hey buddy

I lost a good friend and long time drinking buddy a few days ago in a tragic accident he got his finger caught in a wedding ring

My buddy said to me yesterday "If I shagged your wife

A guy meets his buddy at the bar. He says

A priest had a speaking parrot One night when the priest went on vacation a burglar broke into his house. Trying to be as sneaky as possible he didn't used his flashlight. Suddenly he heard a voice say:"" Jesus sees you!"" He quickly turned on his flashlight and looked around. When he saw the parrot the parrot again said:"" Jesus sees you!"" The burglar asked the parrot:"" Who are you little Buddy?"" The parrot answered:"" I'm Josef."" The burglar laughed:"" What idiot names his parrot Josef?""…

A buddy of mine got sent to jail A buddy of mine got sent to jail and completely lost his shit as soon as he got there. 30-seconds in