A soldier is at the bar when his buddy walks in. The buddy, surprised to see him, asks... Buddy: Hey how did you escape Iraq? Soldier: Iran.

A man, wandering through the desert, comes across a small town. [Long] Being thirsty and exhausted, he looks for the nearest inn. Soon enough, he finds one and stumbles in. ""Water,"" he mumbles to the bartender, holding up two fingers and glancing at the sign that reads 'Free Water'. As soon as the waters arrive, he gulps both of them down. ""You must be thirsty, eh?"" grins the bartender. The man, feeling rejuvenated, nods. ""Grab me a beer, would you?"" he asks. The bartender slides one over …

The U.S. military is like a drunk frat boy. If you really believe it's pulling out before something bad happens, joke's on you, buddy.

Three Beers A soldier, Mikey, has just been re-located to a new small town to serve. He decides he needs a drink and wanders over to the local pub. Mikey has a seat and the bartender strolls over, ""What'll it be, boy?"" Mikey replies, ""3 beers, please."" Bartender pours the 3 beers and brings them over to Mikey. Mikey has a sip out of the first beer, a sip out of the second, and a sip out of the third. Sip out of the first, the second, the third. He continues to drink the 3 beers this way unti…