A man, wandering through the desert, comes across a small town. [Long] Being thirsty and exhausted, he looks for the nearest inn. Soon enough, he finds one and stumbles in. ""Water,"" he mumbles to the bartender, holding up two fingers and glancing at the sign that reads 'Free Water'. As soon as the waters arrive, he gulps both of them down. ""You must be thirsty, eh?"" grins the bartender. The man, feeling rejuvenated, nods. ""Grab me a beer, would you?"" he asks. The bartender slides one over …