Desert He Jokes

A man, wandering through the desert, comes across a small town. [Long] Being thirsty and exhausted, he looks for the nearest inn. Soon enough, he finds one and stumbles in. ""Water,"" he mumbles to the bartender, holding up two fingers and glancing at the sign that reads 'Free Water'. As soon as the waters arrive, he gulps both of them down. ""You must be thirsty, eh?"" grins the bartender. The man, feeling rejuvenated, nods. ""Grab me a beer, would you?"" he asks. The bartender slides one over …

So, there's a man crawling through the desert... He had decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, but…