A priest had a speaking parrot
One night when the priest went on vacation a burglar broke into his house. Trying to be as sneaky as possible he didn't used his flashlight. Suddenly he heard a voice say:"" Jesus sees you!"" He quickly turned on his flashlight and looked around. When he saw the parrot the parrot again said:"" Jesus sees you!"" The burglar asked the parrot:"" Who are you little Buddy?"" The parrot answered:"" I'm Josef."" The burglar laughed:"" What idiot names his parrot Josef?""…