Buddy Jokes

She actually said that? A man was telling his buddy

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy Bob.

I told my buddy that Jewish people call god by a different name He was like

Two guys were out fishing... Two guys were out fishing on the lake when a hearse and funeral procession passed the boat on a nearby road. One of them stood up and held his fishing hat over his heart as the hearse passed. His buddy commented

My buddy showed up to work Monday with a black eye I asked him what happened

A man was hunting in the woods with his buddy The buddy grabbed his rifle and zoomed in and said

My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart

One evening a man brings home some deer meat his buddy at work gave him. He asks his wife to cook it for dinner

Guy calls his buddy and says ""man what a wild night last night! On my way home from the bar I found a woman tied to the railroad tracks!""

I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said ""yeah

A man is about to leave for a night out A man was about to leave for a night out with his buddy.

Canadian summer I asked my Canadian buddy ""Did you have a good summer?"

A blonde is pulled over by a police officer... "May I see your License Ma'am?" "You know you cops really need to get your act together... One day your buddy takes my license away, and the next you ask for it"

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films... He forgot to show Up

I told my buddy that Jewish people call god by a different name He was like, "No way!" I was like, "Yahweh"

are you sure I'm drunk? A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk." The wasted man asked, "Officer, are you absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah buddy, I'm sure," said the cop, "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness. I thought I was crippled."

What did the male elephant say to his buddy when a female elephant passed by?,"“Thirty six thousand, twenty four thousand, thirty six thousand wow!”

Cop Jokes?,"I need some really good cop jokes for a cop buddy of mine who is retiring he asked for us to bring him the best so I turned to you guys. Have a field day! Edit: Thanks to everyone who posted a joke!

What did the boy say when his dog died?,"What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy you were my best friend.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?,"Asked my buddy ""What would you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?"". He looks at me and says ""Shit man Helliphino"".

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear? A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did the male elephant say to his buddy when a female elephant passed by? “Thirty six thousand, twenty four thousand, thirty six thousand, wow!”

What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)

Cop Jokes? I need some really good cop jokes for a cop buddy of mine who is retiring, he asked for us to bring him the best so I turned to you guys. Have a field day! Edit: Thanks to everyone who posted a joke!