The Penguin Joke A truck delivering penguins to the Zoo broke down a few miles from its destination. The driver flagged an empty truck down. He said hey Buddy can you help me out I need to get these penguins to the zoo in the next hour and the repair truck will be here in about the same time, could you help me out and take them to the Zoo? The other driver said sure load them in my truck. The loaded truck takes off for the zoo. About two hours later the broken truck is repaired and he sees…

Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for

Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like "this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?"

*sees a car with a "how am i driving" bumper sticker* *calls the phone number* ME: buddy i think it's with a steering wheel