[baby takes its first steps] me in a cop outfit: not even close to a straight line buddy, you're going away for a long long time.

[in bed] "No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"

there's a jehovah's witness dressed up as a cop who keeps banging on my door, haha nice try buddy

I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get along in the beginning but hate each other by the end.