Adam Jokes

Why did they kill Harambe? Why did they kill Harambe? Coz Adam and Eve took the apple.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?,"In the big inning. Eve stole first Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas, Eve."

Why is Adam known as the first accountant? He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

Have you heard about that new Tron movie? The protagonists name is Adam.

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday? Halloween Halloween Halloween!

Why are there so many Asians? Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.

What was Eve charged with after murdering Adam in the Garden? Being a first-person shooter

How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake

What did adam say to eve? Let's save humanity.

What is Adam Johnson's favourite kill streak? Predator missile

Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something.

What makes fish smell? One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve

In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it.

How Were People Born? A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." -

Why did they kill Harambe? Coz Adam and Eve took the apple.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Adam said to God: "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curvy and tender, unlike mine?" God replied: "I did that, Adam, so that you could love her." "And why," asked Adam, "did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, but not me?" "So that you could love her," answered God. "Then why did you make her so stupid?" asked Adam. "Certainly not so that I could love her?" "No, Adam," said God. "I did that so that she could love you."

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir …

Biblical Bumper Stickers: Adam: "You are what you eat." Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother." Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'." Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water." Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land." Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." Balaam: "My second donkey talks!" Prodigal Son: "All roads lead to home." At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years" At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"