Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures turned the first leaf made the first entry lost interest after withdrawal buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.

At the Creation of Women God: Adam, it would cost you but would you like me to make you a woman? Adam: Yes. But what is a woman My Lord? God: A woman is a wonderful creature that would obey ALL your commands and fufil ALL your desires Adam: What would it cost me? God: Only an arm and a leg Adam: Uh, what can I get for a rib?

Did you know adam and eve owned a computer? It was an apple but it was so bad that just 1 byte and everything would crash

GOD said, Adam, I want you to do something for me. Gladly, Lord, replied Adam. What do you want me to do? Go down into the valley. Whats a valley? asked Adam. God explained to him, then said, Cross the river. Whats a river? God explained it to him, and then continued, Go over the hill. Whats a hill? God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave. Whats a cave? After God explained, he said, In the cave you will find a woman. Adam asked, What…