Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.

Fun Fact: The "eye roll" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam.

I'm quite sure if Adam had offered Eve a donut, that whole Garden of Eden thing would've gone in an entirely different direction.

Adam's new wife Adam had been in the garden of Eden for several years without someone to share his life with. One day, he asked God for a companion. God said to him, ""I can give you a wife that will be everything you could dream of. Humble and submissive, she will make your life nothing but pleasurable. However, to make her I'll need an arm and a leg."" Adam says, ""Aw what, that sucks! What can I get for a rib?""