A Preachers's first time Its Sunday morning and a young preacher is set to lead his first service ever. Needless to say, he is beside himself with stress. Arriving early at the church, one of the more seasoned preachers notices this and pulls him closer and whispers in his ear:""Go get some vodka, it musters ones courage."" So without hesitation, the sprite is off to the liquor store and returns with bottle in hand. They setup a full glass of vodka next to the microphone, so whenever he feels a …