How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel.

Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.

Why did Cain kill his brother? Because he was Abel to.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.