How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel.

Why did candycain go to jail? Because he killed Candy-Abel

Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.