Adam and Eve were chilling in the garden of Eden... Suddenly, Adam says: "You know what doesn't exist?" "I don't know", replied Eve. "YOUR MOM!"

Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden? Eve stole first, Adam stole second, and Abel struck out.

Fun Fact: The "eye roll" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam.

I'm quite sure if Adam had offered Eve a donut, that whole Garden of Eden thing would've gone in an entirely different direction.