Adam Jokes

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: “Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?” God: “So you will always want to look at her.” Adam: “Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?” God: “So you will always want to touch her.” Adam: “She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?” …

Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to do better than that. 2916. Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Adam was strolling through the Garden of Eden, and he asked God, "God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It's kind of lonely here?" So God said, "I will put on earth a woman, " "'What is this ‘woman’?" asked Adam. "A woman is somebody who will provide companionship and take care of all your needs," explained God. "Oh holy master, what is the price for this women"' asked Adam. "The price for her is your left arm and your right eye," said God. Then Adam replied, "Ehh... what can I ge…

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One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. hen I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the p…

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?” The Mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made.” A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.” The confused girl returns to her mother and says, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?” The Mo…

A physician, an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession." The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."…

Adam is napping on the lawns of cross-maidan, next to a donkey. A passer-by asks him, “Do you know what time it is?” Adam lifts a leg of the donkey and says, “5:00 pm”. Another passer-by asks him for time. He does the same thing again and tells him the time. All this while a curious person has been watching what is going on. He approaches Adam and asks, “How can you say the time by lifting the donkey’s leg?” Adam coolly replies, “Only if I lift the donkey’s leg, the big clock that is on the oppo…

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a 'kiss?' " So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable." And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said…