Snow White Jokes

When choosing a new password.... I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Snow White actually hallucinated the Seven Dwarves the whole time. She was a high hoe.

Grumpy, Sleepy, and Dopey go out for a lunch break. After finding a nice patch of grass and laying out a blanket, they open their lunch boxes. Upon opening his, Grumpy states, ""Man, I get ham & cheese sandwiches every day. If I get one more ham & cheese sandwich, I'm going to run to the top of that hill and start screaming obscenities about Snow White."" Sleepy looks at Grumpy, opens his lunch box, and sighs. ""I know how you feel,"" Sleepy yawns, ""I get ketchup and baloney every day. …

A man recently felt funny and came over queasy... At which point he was asked to leave the local amateur production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

""My computer asked me for an 8 character password."" For some reason it didn't accept snow white and the seven dwarves.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up? Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street... ...They come across a ""World's most Beautiful Woman"" competition, so Snow White gives it a try. She comes back and tells the others, ""I've won first place!"" They keep walking and see a ""World's Strongest Man"" competition and Superman gives it a try. He comes back saying, ""I beat them all with ease."" As they look for something for Pinocchio to do, they come across a ""World's Best Liar"" competition. ""Oh this will be easy…

What did Snow White say to Pinocchio after she sat on his face? ""Lie to me, bitch!""

At first i was feeling a little grumpy, Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful. I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs

How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple.

I need /r/jokes wisdom. This doesn't quite belong, but this subreddit is home to a lot of funny people, so I figured I'd implore thy help. I'm participating in a ""male pageant"" at my school, and as part of the event we have an onstage interview where we are asked a few questions from a given pool, and try to give the best answer possible. These are the questions I might see, followed by my tentative answers: **-What would your rapper name be?** ""SkittlesLike Eminem, but deep down inside, I'm …

Only cricket fans will appreciate Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: ""Beauty contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world.."" ""I am entering"" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, ""Well, how'd ya do?"" "" First Place ,"" said Snow White They continue walking and they see a sign: ""Contest to find the strongest man in the world.."" ""I'm entering,"" says Superman. After half an…

7 up jokes Snow White goes skinny dipping where the drawfs are fishing. What happens next? Seven up Two friends are in the store when one friend remarks ""you know I never could figure out why this drink is called seven up. "" so the other guy say ""allow me to demonstrate "" and buys two seven up bottles. He chugs down one bottle and then burps seven times. The other friend goes ""aaahh"" and chugs down the other bottle. He burps six times and then farts. ""Uh oh I think this one was six up one…

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along. They see a sign: ""Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman."" Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown. They walk along and see another sign: ""Contest for World's Strongest Man."" Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt. They walk along and see a sign: ""Contest for World's Greatest Liar."" Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying. ""Who the hell is Mitt Romney?"" Pinocchio sobs.

I needed a password at least eight characters long ... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs...

Q: What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film? A: ""Some day my prints will come.""

How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out ""Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup."" Snow White says ""Well at least Dopey's alive!""

Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store? A. ""Some day my prints will come!""

Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....

Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy... At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers

Why didn’t Snow White sleep with the Seven Dwarves? They were all miners.

If I was Snow White, you’d never be able to kill me with an apple. You’d need to poison an eclair or something.