Lake The Jokes

A duck waddles into a lake... The geese say 'Hi Dave!' The boss faints.

Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.'' The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.'' The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can …

Grumpy, Sleepy, and Dopey go out for a lunch break. After finding a nice patch of grass and laying out a blanket, they open their lunch boxes. Upon opening his, Grumpy states, ""Man, I get ham & cheese sandwiches every day. If I get one more ham & cheese sandwich, I'm going to run to the top of that hill and start screaming obscenities about Snow White."" Sleepy looks at Grumpy, opens his lunch box, and sighs. ""I know how you feel,"" Sleepy yawns, ""I get ketchup and baloney every day. …

A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, "Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!" The toad yells back, "Naw man, you're in de-nile"

A golfer had such a terrible round that when he reached the eighteenth hole and spotted a lake beside the fairway, he said to his caddie: "I've played so badly today, I'm going to drown myself in that lake!" The caddie looked at him and said: "Do you think you'll be able to keep your head down that long?"