A duck waddles into a lake... The geese say 'Hi Dave!' The boss faints.#Lake The#Animals#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"David you're late again!" "Sorry boss.." [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] "...traffic"#David#Animals#Work#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: Are you high? Me: [trying to photocopy a dog] are you a cop?#Animals#Work#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.#Animals#Food#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp