I need /r/jokes wisdom. This doesn't quite belong, but this subreddit is home to a lot of funny people, so I figured I'd implore thy help. I'm participating in a ""male pageant"" at my school, and as part of the event we have an onstage interview where we are asked a few questions from a given pool, and try to give the best answer possible. These are the questions I might see, followed by my tentative answers: **-What would your rapper name be?** ""SkittlesLike Eminem, but deep down inside, I'm still white."" **-What is your ideal date?** ""Probably like October 2nd. I love fall."" **-If you could date any Disney princess, which one would it be?** ""Snow white, because after seven short men, I figure anything's a step up"" **-What actor would play you if your life was a movie?** ""Danny Divito"" (I'm 6'6'') **-What is your spirit animal?** An amoeba? I don't know 'bout this one.