I need /r/jokes wisdom. This doesn't quite belong, but this subreddit is home to a lot of funny people, so I figured I'd implore thy help. I'm participating in a ""male pageant"" at my school, and as part of the event we have an onstage interview where we are asked a few questions from a given pool, and try to give the best answer possible. These are the questions I might see, followed by my tentative answers: **-What would your rapper name be?** ""SkittlesLike Eminem, but deep down inside, I'm …