I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?

My resume is just an old VHS tape of the "Life Goes On" episode where Corky lip syncs "Fight the Power" for his school's talent show.

Nothing like listening to old school rap on the way to the office to make you want to smack a bitch.

[principal's office] "Your child's previous school indicates you're a bit of a helicopter parent." Velociraptor: That's got to be a typo.