To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?

Superman, Snow White, and Quasimodo visit the mirror on the wall Superman wants to ask if he is the strongest of them all. So, he goes to ask the mirror and when he comes back he is proud of himself and says, ""Yes, yes! I am the strongest of them all."" Next Snow White wants to know if she is the prettiest of them all. She goes and asks the mirror and comes back excited to tell them that she is in fact the prettiest of them all. Quasimodo, seeing his friends and their success, is confident that…

Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street... ...They come across a ""World's most Beautiful Woman"" competition, so Snow White gives it a try. She comes back and tells the others, ""I've won first place!"" They keep walking and see a ""World's Strongest Man"" competition and Superman gives it a try. He comes back saying, ""I beat them all with ease."" As they look for something for Pinocchio to do, they come across a ""World's Best Liar"" competition. ""Oh this will be easy…

So there's this guy in a bar On the top floor of the Empire State Building. He says to the guy next to him, ""Did you know there's an updraft between this building and the next one that's so strong that if you jump off this building, it will swoop you back up and you'll land right back here on your feet?"" The guy said, ""No way, you're full of malarkey."" So the first guy says, ""I'll bet you $50!"" The second guy accepts the bet and the first guy leaps off the building. Sure as hell, about 30 …