Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along. They see a sign: ""Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman."" Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown. They walk along and see another sign: ""Contest for World's Strongest Man."" Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt. They walk along and see a sign: ""Contest for World's Greatest Liar."" Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying. ""Who the hell is Mitt Romney?"" Pinocchio sobs.