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Thumbelina, Snow White, and Stalker 2 were walking through the forest Thumbelina, Snow White, and Stalker 2 are walking through the forest. Thumbelina says, “I'm the smallest in the world.” Snow White says, “And I'm the most beautiful in the world.” Stalker 2 says, “I'm the most anticipated game.” They keep walking and walking until they finally arrive at the House of Truth. Thumbelina comes out in tears: “How can this be? I'm not the smallest! Tom Thumb is smaller than me!” Snow White co

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One morning Snow White said to her prince, "I haven't visited the seven dwarves in ages. I think I'll visit them for a week." The next day, Snow white came back to the castle in a huff. "Why are you back so early?" asked the prince. "Grumpy harassed me," replied Snow White. "What happened?" "Well, as soon as I entered the cottage, he told me my hair smelled nice." "That doesn't sound like harassment," said the prince. "That sounds like a compliment. You should be flattered." "Flattered?!

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Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe. Heather says, "I got my ultrasound done yesterday. I'm pregnant with triplets!" "I got mine done yesterday too," says Linda. "I'm pregnant with septuplets!" "I think I'll get my ultrasound done next week," says Martha. The three women chat some more. Finally, Heather says, "I got Disney+ last month. The first movie I watched on it was 'The Three Little Pigs'!" "I got Disney+ last month too," says Linda. "The first movie I watched on it was 'Snow

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