Snow White Jokes

Thumbelina, Snow White, and Stalker 2 were walking through the forest Thumbelina, Snow White, and Stalker 2 are walking through the forest. Thumbelina says, “I'm the smallest in the world.” Snow White says, “And I'm the most beautiful in the world.” Stalker 2 says, “I'm the most anticipated game.” They keep walking and walking until they finally arrive at the House of Truth. Thumbelina comes out in tears: “How can this be? I'm not the smallest! Tom Thumb is smaller than me!” Snow White co…

Snow White was in the bathtub, feeling sleepy. Then he got out, so she felt Dopey instead.

One morning Snow White said to her prince, "I haven't visited the seven dwarves in ages. I think I'll visit them for a week." The next day, Snow white came back to the castle in a huff. "Why are you back so early?" asked the prince. "Grumpy harassed me," replied Snow White. "What happened?" "Well, as soon as I entered the cottage, he told me my hair smelled nice." "That doesn't sound like harassment," said the prince. "That sounds like a compliment. You should be flattered." "Flattered?! …

Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe. Heather says, "I got my ultrasound done yesterday. I'm pregnant with triplets!" "I got mine done yesterday too," says Linda. "I'm pregnant with septuplets!" "I think I'll get my ultrasound done next week," says Martha. The three women chat some more. Finally, Heather says, "I got Disney+ last month. The first movie I watched on it was 'The Three Little Pigs'!" "I got Disney+ last month too," says Linda. "The first movie I watched on it was 'Snow …

Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies

I needed a password 8 characters long .. .. so I used Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Password. “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.”

I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why is Snow White? Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

Why does Snow White turns yellow when she's angry instead of red? because she's pissed.

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine? They thought she was micromanaging them!