What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Why didn’t Snow White sleep with the Seven Dwarves? They were all miners.

Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!