I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.#Walt Disney#Disney#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
"I've got 99 problems." - Walt Disney after only being able to give two Dalmatian puppies away#Walt Disney#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?#Walt Disney#Money#Kids0š ShareWhatsApp
Apparently, Walt Disney was a secret FBI snitch for 26 years so I guess you could say he was a rat who was famous for drawing a mouse.#Walt Disney#FBI#Animals0š ShareWhatsApp
An old Scottish joke. What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings and Walt Disney.#Bing Crosby#Walt Disney#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this...#Donald Trump#President#Mickey#Donald+3 more0š ShareWhatsApp
Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned#Walt Disney#Driving#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
What's the difference between a pest and vermin? Walt Disney.#Walt Disney#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
Walt Disney was an anti-Semite.... The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew.#Walt Disney#The Way#Money#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer.#Walt Disney#One-Liner0š ShareWhatsApp
I killed an extraordinarily large mouse with a bat Needless to say Iām no longer allowed at Walt Disney resorts no more#Walt Disney#Animals0š ShareWhatsApp
Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies#Walt Disney#Snow White#Q&A0š ShareWhatsApp