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A boy falls in love Son:""Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" Father: ""Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."" The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" S…

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Rocking Mum,Shocking son Son:""Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" Father: ""Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. ""The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she…

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I FELL IN LOVE Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl Father: ""That's great son. Who is she? Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" Fatherr: ""Oh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."" The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later, Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"" Father: ""That's great son, Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Angela…

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Relation between son, father and mother Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father : That's great son. Who is she? Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later : Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter! Father : That's great son. Who is…

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Son:""Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" Father: ""Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. ""The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Angela, t…

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Eddy and his crush Eddy was just a regular guy. Except for the fact that he was an only child and the fact that his billionaire father was breathing his last. Since Eddy was a soon to be billionaire it only made sense that he should have a woman to share his riches with. Eddy approached his childhood crush. ""Hey Sandra, I may look like a regular guy, but I'm soon gonna be a billionaire! Do you wanna come home with me?"" ""Sure thing"" Sandra replied, ""I would love to come home with you."" And …

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The winter in Gull Lake Alberta . . . Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake Alberta. It was early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over. Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer. She asked him for some money, but he told her, ""Nah, just put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won't mind."" So Sandra, being the good wife, walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then wal…

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Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl! Son:""Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" father: ""Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. ""The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"" Fat…

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A happy family. Son: Dad, I like this awesome girl and want to date her. Dad: Who is she? Son: Our next door neighbor's daughter, Sandra. Dad: Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that son. I have to tell you something but promise me that you will not tell your mom. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is obviously bummed out. He finds another girl, but dad tells him that is his sister too. This happens a few more time and he gets frustrated. So he decides to tell his mom. Son: Mom, I am s…

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Sandra, a devout Catholic, got married and had 11 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 11 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Sandra also passed away. At Sandra's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."

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A couple are out having dinner They are in the middle of their meal when a gorgeous young woman walks up to the table, kisses him on the cheek, and says, "See you later, sweetie." The wife is furious. "Who was that?" That was Giselle. She's my mistress." "That's it. I've suspected for a long time, but to have her come up like that is too much. I want a divorce." "Honey, stop and think about it for a minute. I love you, and I want to stay together. She's just a harmless bit of fun. And you r…

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Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl! Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That's grea…

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Jimmy comes home looking very happy... Jimmy comes home looking very happy and says to his father, "Daddy, I fell in love want to date this awesome girl." His father replies, "That's great son. Who is she?" "It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.", replies Jimmy. The father then looks a bit sad and says, "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." Jimmy becomes shocked and looks very s…

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Why can't I date? I kid wen't to his father and asked, "Daddy, I fell in love and wan't to date this nice girl" Father: "That's great son. Who is it?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter." Father: "Oh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise me not to tell your mom Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, a couple of months later ... Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even ho…

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Rocking Mum,Shocking son Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: …

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Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl." Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl." Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later: Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!…

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Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later: Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, th…

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