Father Son Jokes

I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance.

Father Son Bonding A teen boy hears his mother screaming late one night, walks into his parents bedroom and is horrified when the boy sees his father going at his mom from behind... the father turns his head and notices the boy. Without stopping, the dad smiles and winks at his son then waves at him to leave the room. The boy, in shock, closes the door and goes to bed clearly distraught. A few nights later the father is walking past the boys bedroom and hears some loud banging coming from inside…

A son asks his father Son: Dad, what do I give my girlfriend as a Christmas gift? Dad : How does she look? Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and even tall and also fair in complexion. Dad : Give her my number.

I FELL IN LOVE Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl Father: ""That's great son. Who is she? Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" Fatherr: ""Oh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."" The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later, Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"" Father: ""That's great son, Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Angela…

father and son conversation...Son, you better pass that exam or else forget me as your father Son, you better pass that exam or else forget me as your father sure, what ever dad... 2 days later :P so, how was your exam?? son, who the hell are you??

Father Son Bonding A teen boy hears his mother screaming late one night