I FELL IN LOVE Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl Father: ""That's great son. Who is she? Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" Fatherr: ""Oh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."" The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later, Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"" Father: ""That's great son, Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter, Father: ""Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."" This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: ""Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"" The mother hugs him affectionately and says: ""My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."" Son Fainted...!!! Mom Rocked :D