Angela Jokes

Donald, Vladimir and Angela find a Genie Lamp.... The Genie pops out and offers each of them a wish. Donald says he wants a 200' high concrete wall all the way around the U.S. to protect it from immigrants and drugs. Vladimir hears this and says he will have the same thing...a giant wall to defend Russia from the capitalist pigs. Angela says ""Fill them both with water"".

Trump calls Angela Merkel's office... Trump calls Angela Merkel's office. Secretary answers. Trump: ""What's the time difference between Washington and Berlin""? Secretary: ""Just a second, Mr. President..."" Trump: ""Thanks"" <click>

Lawyer fails When Harriet had been declared missing, Jeffrey Pritchett knew things had gotten far out of hand. ""Did she find out about him and Angela? Where was she? What had she done?"" thought Jeff, when the police arrived. Unable to provide any satisfactory replies to them, he became the primary suspect and spent the night in jail. The next morning, in court, matters were made worse when witness after witness came to the stand testifying to all sorts of horrible threats that the accused made…

A boy falls in love Son:""Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" Father: ""Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."" The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" S…

Rocking Mum,Shocking son Son:""Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" Father: ""Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. ""The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she…

I FELL IN LOVE Son: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl Father: ""That's great son. Who is she? Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" Fatherr: ""Oh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."" The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later, Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"" Father: ""That's great son, Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Angela…

Relation between son, father and mother Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father : That's great son. Who is she? Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later : Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter! Father : That's great son. Who is…

Son:""Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" Father: ""Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. ""The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Angela, t…

Punny Phrase I have a friend on a sports team and his name is bjorn so we made a poster saying ""It's not delivery, it bjorno"" and I was wondering if anyone could make a similar phrase with some other names on our team we have. Some include Shayan, Chandler, Anna, Paulina, Jonah, Matt, Silvan, Maya, Sancia, Karsen, Julian, Angela, and Lauralei.

Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl! Son:""Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"" Father: ""That's great son. Who is she?"" Son: ""It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"" father: ""Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. ""The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: ""Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"" Fat…

Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl! Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That's grea…

Why can't I date? I kid wen't to his father and asked, "Daddy, I fell in love and wan't to date this nice girl" Father: "That's great son. Who is it?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter." Father: "Oh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise me not to tell your mom Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, a couple of months later ... Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even ho…

Rocking Mum,Shocking son Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. "The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ... Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: …

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl." Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl." Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later: Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!…

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!" Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later: Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, th…

My girlfriend was cheating on me I called her and she said she was at the mall with her friend Angela. But Angela was laying right next to me.

Trump calls Angela Merkel's office... Trump calls Angela Merkel's office. Secretary answers.