Boromir One day Boromir was at a cafe meeting up with his old friend Sandra when he noticed a bruise on her face. ""Oh my God Sandra,"" he says. ""How did you get *another* bruise on your face?"" Sandra looked scared. ""I...I ran into a door."" ""A door, Sandra?"" ""I...I'm clumsy."" ""Jesus Christ, Sandra."" Says boromir, angry. ""One does not simply walk into more doors.'