Russia Jokes

An old joke about the Soviet economy Since Russia is on our minds

Tired of people complaining about Ukrainian body's of water that Russia is occupying Crimea river.

I haven't seen a team blow a win this bad... Since Hitler invaded Russia

I think I've been hacked by Russia. Edit: I not hacked by Russia. The motherland do no such thing. Have good day.

Former intelligence agent: ""I have potentially explosive information on Trump's relationship with Russia."" Buzzfeed journalist: ""Ok please go on."

Why does Donald Trump tweet stuff at 3am? Because it's almost afternoon in Russia at that time.

American tourists visit Russia... ... and decide they want to take a hike in a genuine Russian forest. While hiking

I was with my wife in Russia when it starts to drizzle So I say to my wife ""It's raining"" she quickly responds (looking to start a fight) ""Actually

As a citizen from Baltic states Hello Russia

Whata country.. You might remember comedian Yakov Smirnoff. When he first came to the United States from Russia he was not prepared for the incredible variety of instant products available in American grocery stores.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee? Tsarbucks.

Stalin was addressing an assembly of peasants in Russia... And a man in the crowd sneezed. Stalin asked: who sneezed?

Dyslexic man walks into a bra Whole joke in title! New era of convenience! In mother Russia

So tensions with Russia flair up...

If hillary nukes Russia I can see the headlines now ""Everyone in Moscow commits suicide""

Why did Russia lose the race? Because it was Stalin!

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece help?

So the president of Nigeria goes to Russia.. When he arrives

Russians are going to war with germans So russia declares war to germany... they plan out an attack... the soldiers start getting ready the day before.... and get thinking ""Most of us will probably die tomorrow... we should get drunk"". And so they do... they get completely wasted

Three spies were detained in Russia A British spy

CIA Agent arrested in Russia A CIA agent is arrested in Moscow and charged with spying. The agent is fluent in Russian and has had years of specialised training on how to blend in with the Russian people. he's the perfect sleeper agent.

Here's one from Russia A guy is late for an important meeting but can't find a place to park.

A couple is walking in communist Russia... They feel a slight precipitation.

An American spy goes to Soviet Russia. An American spy is in Soviet Russia. He is digging up information on a powerful Russian politician

The Russian Pretzel An American wrestler was invited to a tournament in Russia a few years ago.