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Queen Elizabeth had her wisdom teeth removed After they were removed, she was still feeling weird after the sedation, seeing shapes in the clouds and asking if they were marshmallows and so forth. Once she arrived back at the palace, her husband, Prince Phillip, greeted her with a kiss on the cheek. The queen, still under the effects of the sedation, slapped the prince and told him to stay away. The queen’s servants approached her, “are you ok your Majesty? Why did you hit your husband?”. T

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Shortly after creating them, God is introducing Adam and Eve to The Garden. "These are the trees and bushes that bear fruit for you to eat. These are the bodies of water, for you to drink from. These are the animals, for you to name. And this is the forbidden fruit, which you must never eat." "And what's that?" says Eve, pointing to something on her left. "Oh that?" says God, realizing Eve is pointing at Queen Elizabeth. "I don't know, that was there when I got here." ^Just ^a ^joke ^I ^hea

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Queen Elizabeth arrives to Heaven ... St Peter lets her in and gives her a tour around the heavenly garden. -Here are all your family members, previous pets and people of historical significance during your reign. Liz looks around this multitude of people who wave at her, smiling. Suddenly she stops and calls St.Peter aside. -What the F***?, Diana has a bigger halo than me!! I reigned for decades, saw my country trough wars and depressions and wars again, gave god, freedom and peace to n

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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity".

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