Obama Jokes

Q: What do you call a powerful black guy? A: Obama.

Where does Obama live? The "Baracks"

Why did Obama tap Merkel's phone? To hear a smart politician.

What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care? My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?

What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black

Does the obama phone ring? or does it tell the person calling that they can just assume yes to whatever they were calling about?

Obama is in a sinking ship. Who gets saved? America

What would George "Kingfish" Stevens say about Obama if he were alive today? We is the stuckees.

Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self. P.S. I know, it was super cheesy.

What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't want to be Obama self.

What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? I don't wanna be Obama self

What did Obama say to his depressed painter? It's going to be all white.

Why is Islam a religion of peace? Well.. because Obama said so.

What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]

How did Obama celebrate his reelection? He hosted a Democratic Party.

I have 10 guns. Obama wants 8 of them. How many guns do I have left? That's right. 10.

Why so many conservative white Americans voted Obama? Old whites on their deathbeds saw "the light" people so often experience when they approach death, and accidentally voted for it.

What did Obama say when he was alone? Obamaself

What did Obama say to Dalai Lama at last peace conference? "Don't worry I won't Bide'n"

What does Obama call illegal immigrants? Undocumented Democrats

Why does Obama keep referring to the islamic state as ISIL? It's common practice for parents to choose the name for their children.

What does Obama say when he is given Kraft Mac n' Cheese instead of homemade Mac n' Cheese? Thanks Omomma

What happens when the White House runs out of eggs? Obama issues an eggsecutive order.

What did Melania Trump say to her speech writer? Thanks, Obama.

Does Obama have the authority to give away the Internet? When asked to comment, President Obama responded "Yes, ICANN"