Obamacare? More like "Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!" Honk if you want poor people to die

Voting for the president ... At the day of election, no one showed up as they didn't see any good future for the great 'Murica. And as all the politicians stood baffled, Obama stepped in and made everyone agree to make a literal presidential race. The contest was to see who could get around the white house the fastest. Bernie started it out, but due to his age, he wasn't able to get a faster time than 27:05. Trump went second, being the great American he was, he got the time 14:56, which was qui…

10 years after Obama die Obama dies but after 10 years he gets bored and asks the god to let him go back to life and see how his people are doing. Now he is back to the life he enters a bar and orders some beer. Then he asks the bartender, ""How is the country doing?"" The bartender replies, ""Everything is fine, now we are the one empire covering all the world"" Obama asks suprised, ""The whole world?"" ""Yes, the whole world is one empire now"" This makes Obama happy, he finishes his beer and …

King Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?...What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most kn…