Does Obama have the authority to give away the Internet? When asked to comment, President Obama responded "Yes, ICANN"

Pakistan president calls to Obama in the morning And says ""I'm sorry to hear about the terrorist attacks in New York, I wanted to be the first one to call and show my support to America"" After a pause Obama replies ""What attack? I have no news of such attacks yet"" A dramatic silence prevails After a while Obama hears a voice on phone that sounded like someone shouting ""shit I forgot about the time difference"".

So I heard Microsoft pulled the plug after their chat robot slung slurs, ripped Obama and denied the Holocaust... I guess there wasn't enough room for two Trumps in the Republican party.

The leader of China is growing restless so he tries to find a country that wants to fight his army, so he called Sweden... The leader of china calls Obama and says: ""Hey man, we havn't had a good fight in a while, how about we see who has the best army?"" To which Obama said: ""Look pal, you know me, we never say no to a big show down but we have so much on our plate right now. The election, the syrian crysis, superbowl...how about you come back in a couple of years? Or better yet, call Russia!…