Does Obama have the authority to give away the Internet?,"When asked to comment, President Obama responded ""Yes ICANN""

How many clones of president Obama does it take to change a lightbulb? What a stupid question: Obama won't change jack shit.

Why did Obama tap Merkel's phone? To hear a smart politician.

Pakistan president calls to Obama in the morning And says ""I'm sorry to hear about the terrorist attacks in New York, I wanted to be the first one to call and show my support to America"" After a pause Obama replies ""What attack? I have no news of such attacks yet"" A dramatic silence prevails After a while Obama hears a voice on phone that sounded like someone shouting ""shit I forgot about the time difference"".