Why did Obama tap Merkel's phone? To hear a smart politician.

Does Obama have the authority to give away the Internet? When asked to comment, President Obama responded "Yes, ICANN"

*talking into the phone, loudly enough that I know those ladies can hear me* WHATS THAT? MY SPACESHIP IS READY? GREAT, THANKS BARACK. OBAMA.

joe: siri address me as poopyhead siri: okay poopyhead *obama enters* barack: joe have you seen my phone? joe: yep here *runs away giggling*