A Buddhist monk turns to the Dalai Lama for an answer. A Buddhist monk was pondering what is the difference between a woman and a pearl, but couldn't figure it out. He gave up and decided to ask the Dalai Lama. ""Hmm, interensting question, young grasshopper - said the Dalai Lama. I do not know, but if you give me three days to meditate on this, I might have something for you"" Three days pass, the monk returns and gets this answer: ""The difference, dear son, is that a woman threads only from t…