* Dalai Lama goes on killing spree after listening to my coworker eat soup *#Dalai Lama#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?" (Dalai Lama job interview)#Dalai Lama#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp